I am camping this weekend, which doesn’t necessarily sit too well with me. It’s not just because it’s quite cold and wet where I am (surprise: Wales), it’s also that I’m not naturally outdoorsy.

In fact I very much enjoy being inside, especially when it’s warm and comfortable. Who doesn’t like being warm and comfortable? Well, outdoorsy people.

It’s entirely too early in the year to be camping, even if it is May. I think there’s a sweet spot in early August, but it still gets chilly at night. Sometimes I have to wear a hoodie backwards to cover my face while I sleep, but this weekend I’m contenting myself with three blankets and a hot water bottle.