Who is writing all this nonsense?

Hello. My name is Sam Burnett, I am a writer and I live somewhere in Oxfordshire (no idea where, all these trees look the same) with a cat and a wife.

I went to university in North Wales an increasingly long time ago, where I studied German. I even lived in Germany for a bit, and mostly learned only to cross the road when the green man was showing.

Then I worked in politics for a bit, I did a masters and then I became a car journalist. I have edited some things (mostly boring things about engines or driving instructors) and I also checked the spelling on Top Gear magazine for a little while there. These days I write mostly about electric cars. I like chips.

I also tell jokes sometimes, perhaps you have seen me doing that and have ended up here. Sorry about that.

You can follow me over on instagram.com/fakesamburnett if you like. I cannot guarantee I will do anything interesting. Sorry about that.

I’ve also just said sorry about that twice. Sorry about that.

Or get in touch with me by filling out the form below. And make sure to read my blog (where I’m trying and often failing to write something every day) because it’s really interesting.