A little off the bottom

Some men just pulled up outside the house in a lorry and whipped out chainsaws to trim the tree outside our house. I’ll fully admit that the tree needed trimming, I’ve been meaning to snip back the branch right outside our front door for weeks, but I always forget so I’ve contented myself with just hitting my face every time I leave the house.

I’m working in the living room today, so I turned off the light and pretended I wasn’t here for the four minutes they were right outside. I didn’t want them to feel embarrassed that somebody was watching. I think.