Who is writing all this nonsense?

Hello. My name is Sam Burnett, I am a writer and I live in south London with a cat and a wife.

I went to university in North Wales an increasingly long time ago, where I studied German. Das war schön.

Then I worked in politics for a bit, I did a masters and then I became a car journalist. I have edited some things (mostly boring things about engines or driving instructors) and done lots of fun stuff over the last decade. I currently check the spelling on TopGear magazine (you can read some of my stuff here). I like chips.

I also tell jokes sometimes, perhaps you have seen me doing that and have ended up here. Sorry about that.

You can follow me over on instagram.com/fakesamburnett if you like, or on Threads. I’m @fakesamburnett on both. I cannot guarantee I will say anything interesting. Sorry about that.

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